Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Sigh...

Sometimes we get some pretty interesting characters at work. Here is a recent conversation I had with one of the dad's staying here:

"The Dad" told me that I look good in my dress and then in the same sentence, said “My bitch back home is in heat. She’s a female dog, so she’s a bitch. We live in the country and the wolves can smell her so they are circling outside the house howling. I left her in the house, because I couldn’t leave her outside.”
Me: “Do you have someone coming to check in on her?”
"The Dad" with look of disdain, “Well no….I’m only gone for just a day!”
(Keep in mind this timeline is actually over 24 hours...)
Then he said, “Maybe I should have tied to her to the tree to see if we could get some wolf/lab babies.”
UNBELIEVABLE!!!